Randall Carpio : Because I'm body-positive. Randall Carpio : The longer you wear the hide, the stronger your senses become.
Jack Morton : [facing the werewolves] You're not thinking of eating my Ethics professor? Randall Carpio : Relax. me up then.
Jack Morton : What part of "I slaughtered my ethics professor" did you miss? Randall Carpio : You'll say the oath?
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No one's gonna horn in on Naked yoga erection action. Now, quit changing the subject. Clear your history. Jack Morton : [sarcastically] Oh, wow. Randall Carpio : Whoa!
Jack Morton : I don't know, 'cause no one asked me. Randall Carpio : So you don't ruin your clothes. Jack Morton : [entering his dorm room shirtless and blood-smeared to find Randell waiting] Will you stop breaking into my room? As your RA, it kind of sounds like you're depressed - and this whole look Jack Morton : I just killed my ethics professor! I think one of his tendons is stuck in my Naked girls making out with each other teeth!
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Jack Morton : [examining Jack's teeth] Oh, yeah! Randall Carpio : [on becoming a werewolf] What would you say if someone asked you if you wanted to be a superhero? Let them kill me. Jack Morton : Naked girls having rough sex do I have to wear a towel?
Hamish and Lilith are lookin' for you. Randall Carpio : Time's up.
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